October 28th, 2008 Roget
noun
1. The need to be in everything; the hope to be ubiquitous.
Example usage: We allowed nerdy Henry Blakemore to play football at recess, but him wanting to sit next to us at lunch was a bit banks.
adjective, noun
2. Super hot but not really funny…in other words, not quite banks.
Example usage: Yeah, Cindy looks good, but I’d never date her because she’s banks…you know, the not-funny kind of banks.
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October 28th, 2008 Roget
adjective
1. To appear to be in everything; ubiquitous
Example usage: When Proctor and Gamble unleashed Olestra on the world, it was totally banks.
See also: Law, Jude; Paltrow, Gwyneth; Berkeley, Xander
adjective, noun
2. Super hot and funny.
Example usage: My girlfriend is super hot, but not so funny, so she’s not quite banks enough for me.
See also: Faris, Anna
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October 15th, 2008 Webster
noun
1. A repeat offense.
Example use: Even though I was technically under the legal limit, I have so many pacmans on my record that the judge wasn’t hearing any of my explanations or excuses.
See also: junior, robert downey; sizemore, tom; wolf, the boy who cried
adjective
2. Possessing a level of intelligence lower than has ever been recorded in the history of humanity.
Example use: Becca is so pacman, she makes me look like Stephen Hawking.
See also: christmas, lloyd; dunne, harry; simpson, homer
noun
3. A dunce cap; an article of clothing denoting to others that you are stupid or dreadfully behind the times.
Example use: We told my slow cousin Sam the hat was Dumbledore’s wizard cap so he wouldn’t realize we were making fun of him.
See also: tight rolled jeans; zubaz; “live strong” bracelets
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September 25th, 2008 Webster
adjective
1. To be unexpectedly cool about a family member’s embarrassing past or actions.
Example use: I thought my girlfriend would freak when she found out I posted her sex tape on YouTube, but she was surprisingly meester about the whole thing.
See also: hogan, brooke; shore, mitzi; jackson, anyone related to michael
noun
2. One whose attractiveness rivals one’s talent or overall popularity.
Example use: Jessica Alba is such a meester that the gossip mags can’t decide if they want to write about her or sleep with her.
See also: bilson, rachel; kornikova, anna; johansson, scarlett
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September 22nd, 2008 Roget
noun
1. The NFL wide receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson.
translation
2. Spanish for the numbers “eight” and “five,” respectively, replacing the number 85, formerly ochenta y cinqo.
Example usage: If I have ocho-cinqo oranges, and someone steals siete-cuatro from me, does the Spanish language collapse from misuse?
See also: Basic Spanish
verb
3. To change your given name just to be a dick.
Example usage: I was tired of blending in with the crowd as Bob Smith, so I ocho-cinqoed my name to Pip E. Longstocking to break the mold.
See also: World B Free; and 
(Prince)
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September 22nd, 2008 Roget
verb
1. Taking pictures of your underage girlfriend in any state of undress, and making it too easy for someone to possibly make them public.
2. To be underage and take such pictures of oneself.
Example usage: The college freshman sneaked into his high school sophomore girlfriend’s shower and aldridged some private photos on his cell phone.
See also: The documentary American Teen
noun
3. Famous for having sex with someone famous.
See Ghalib, Adnan
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September 19th, 2008 Roget
verb
1. To say something vague that rings false, then tailor it to something that sounds true using specifics that could not possibly be derived from the original message.
Example usage: I mccained my friends the other day when I told them that the world is flat, then after being ridiculed, I told them that what I meant was that most women don’t have large breasts.
verb
2. To constantly spout ideas or statements that have already been proven untrue.
Example usage: Everyone saw me shoplift from the gas station and had surveillance tapes, photos, eyewitness testimony, and had my premeditated written confession, also with tapes, photos, and testimony, but I mccained that I never stole anything in my life.
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September 11th, 2008 Webster
verb, merrimaner, merrimaning
Example usage: I merrimaned as soon as I left the judges room, knowing I’d made a fool of myself and immediately seeing that I should have taken my mother’s advise: “You suck at singing, honey, don’t try out for American Idol.”
See also: kerry, john; burgandy, ron; these poor bastards, all of
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September 10th, 2008 Roget
noun
1. The idea that one man makes all the difference.
Example usage: The brady circulating through town is that once the Baskin Robbins on 74th Street lost their best ice cream scooper guy, the quality of the ice cream just went downhill.
See also: Lots of Movie Trailers
adjective
2. Famous for one’s primary occupation, but so famous it transcends the profession, to the point it’s a surprise that they do that for a living.
Example usage: Madonna’s career is so brady that when she releases a new album, several people around the world gasp, “So she can sing, too?”
See also: Jordan, Michael; Sinatra, Frank
•bradily, adverb
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September 8th, 2008 Roget
adjective, verb
1. Overnight popularity that translates to opportunities normally given to more seasoned but less popular choices.
Example usage: As a freshman in high school, Billy Smith had an obamic rise that led to him wresting the lead in the school production of Equus from senior Jeremy Taylor, who had studied acting with Peter O’Toole over the summer.
See also: Palin, Sarah
•obamaly, adverb
•obamaly, noun: used in context as a pun for anomaly. Example usage: It’s an obamaly for a corporation to appoint a recent college graduate as CEO
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